You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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