Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
one might say we're banned from that church
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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