Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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