dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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