She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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