Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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