you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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