i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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