I want to stick my p in your. b.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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