After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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