i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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