I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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