weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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