I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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