She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
