plz talk dirty to me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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