I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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