do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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