I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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