sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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