There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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