I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
And then he peed in my hair
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