i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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