Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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