so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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