yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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