But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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