I wish i was in the wii world.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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