your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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