Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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