evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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