Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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