My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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