I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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