North Korea, Best Korea!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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