I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We talked him into tasing himself.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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