i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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