I wish I could teleport
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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