Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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