ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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