We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Why can't burritos get me drunk
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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