I hope mine doesn't look like that
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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