these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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