I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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