I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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