Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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