she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Will exercising make me less horny?
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