I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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