Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
