who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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