Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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