Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
True strength comes from lack of pants
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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